Regret 004; FOURTH WALL

[returninghope]

[The derp that he was, Zan'nen hadn't been paying attention enough to be warned about the sudden influx of residents. He hadn't really been eager to see how many of the drafted hadn't come back in one piece, so he'd holed himself up in his house again, until today.

But to come back to more people instead of less? This was just ridiculous. Cue Zan'nen elbowing his way through the sudden crowd, starting out with a polite: Excuse me. Then moving on to more: Move dammit! and: STEP STEPPING ON ME! until we come to: WATCH IT, IDIOT! finally accumulating in to one overly loud cry of frustration.]

WHY THE HELL ARE ALL THESE DAMN PEOPLE HERE?!

Comments

[theartinyou.livejournal.com]

RiRi-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

[returninghope.livejournal.com]

What the hell--?!

[theartinyou.livejournal.com]

RiRi-chan! How is Sora, ne? You two getting along as Usual?

[returninghope.livejournal.com]

Sora...? What...?



I'm not Riku.

[theartinyou.livejournal.com]

You're so silly, Riri-chan.

[returninghope.livejournal.com]

Stop calling me that!

[thejournalinme.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, sorry! It seems I forgot to close the fourth wall properly.

[Except that she doesn't seem very sorry, it's fun, okay?]

[returninghope.livejournal.com]

What the hell is this fourth wall!? Are you saying this is your fault?!

[thejournalinme.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, not at all. I didn't go and open it, but sometimes it opens itself. I think it's because Frank nibbles the wires holding it in place too much. I'll fix it in a bit though.

[returninghope.livejournal.com]

... What the hell are you talking about? Who's Frank?

1/3

[thejournalinme.livejournal.com]

Frank's my goat.

[thejournalinme.livejournal.com]

[Ohai Zan'en, those pants seem tasty, mind if Frank nibbles them a bit? Munch, munch.]

[thejournalinme.livejournal.com]

That goat to be precise.

1/2

[returninghope.livejournal.com]

....

2/2

[returninghope.livejournal.com]

GET OFF MY LEG!

[tinyjasmine]

[You're about to steamroll over this poor girl, hope you're happy. :|]

[returninghope.livejournal.com]

[tinyjasmine]

[You're heavy, dude. At least she thinks you are.]

[returninghope.livejournal.com]

Sorry.

[tinyjasmine]

[And sniffling, wingless girl is scared now because people didn't seem mean last time she was here except for Vash. What do you do?]

[lovehimdearly.livejournal.com]

Does it bother you?

[returninghope.livejournal.com]

You're damn right it-!!

...Who the hell are you?

[lovehimdearly.livejournal.com]

Is it not formal to first introduce yourself before asking another?

[returninghope.livejournal.com]

... Something's telling me I really shouldn't bother wasting formalities on you.

[lovehimdearly.livejournal.com]

I'm wounded. We only just met and you already treat me unkindly. What poor manners?